So what if he killed Abraham Lincoln? Who cares, John Wilkes Booth is fucking hottttttt!
Look at that cane!
Personally, if we met today and he told me that he was a Confederate sympathizer and killed Abraham Lincoln I would tell him that I was a Confederate sympathizer too. I mean seriously, I'm trying to think of all the good things the South has to offer and I can't come up with anything besides DISNEY WORLD (bless it's soul, <3 chu mickey). I don't watch NASCAR, I don't like soul food, I don't like lynching, and I don't like football. Personally, I think the United States would be a better place without the South. Let them have their own country! In my eyes it's a win-win situation. See me and JWB have shit in common!
BACK TO THE POINT:
He's so fashionable.
Haha, that's just my Johnny. He's so playful.
Ummm, does he remind you of someone?
I'll give you a hint:
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