Dreams: Owning a Summer Home

So when I grow up I want a summer home. But not any lame-ass summer home on the beach or whatnot, I want one in APPALACHIA! Particularly in Virginia/West Virginia/Tennessee. I will own a trailer. My very own trailer and a cute car I use to drive 10mi to the local general store to buy dry beans and Confederate memorabilia. I will learn how to play the banjo and every night I will sit by a campfire I started using gasoline. My faithful hound will lay next to me as I serenade the stars. I will own a rifle and use it frequently to kill vermin such as snakes. I will not have access to television, computers, or THE INTERNET. (That's what comes up when I google image search "The Internet") I will raise strong children who will play with toys they make from their natural surroundings. ie: dirt In conclusion, life will be more simple. Oh Appalachia I'm coming for you! ps. I've actually been to Appalachia. I'm no Appalachian poser ho!