One Hit Wonder

I wonder what ever happened to Ms Peachez. I realized today that I haven't watched this video in like 10 months: After that realization I wanted to die. I wanted to die even more than I did on Saturday when my dear uncle told me I reminded him of Amy Winehouse. I tried looking Peachez up on Wikipedia but there were no entries! Ugh, Wikipedia never has any answers to the questions I care about the most. ie: David Hasselhoff's Holy Jacket! Although upon google investigation I have found that there is a technical term for jackets like that: "LED Pulse Jacket". Then I found this wonderful website that seems to mainly cater to strippers but sells some fine LED pulsating clothing gems. Like this Faux Fur Coat: It is not a leather jacket or the Holy Jacket but it's alright. This jacket: Bridal Wear: Brassieres: Briefs: Gee, they're all so beautiful. I hope American Apparel starts making pulsing LED organic tri-blend apparel. My life would be complete.

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