Remember? Mark Foley

Remember when Mark Foley got in trouble for his AIM convo with this "underage page"? I know it's been 2yrs but I just read the transcript from it today and feel the need to share it with youuuuuuuuuu: Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing [redacted screenname] (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore [redacted screenname] (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): from what [redacted screenname] (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what [redacted screenname] (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage [redacted screenname] (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running [redacted screenname] (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great [redacted screenname] (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning [redacted screenname] (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting [redacted screenname] (7:43:11 PM): every week [redacted screenname] (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing [redacted screenname] (7:46:07 PM): oh ok [redacted screenname] (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning [redacted screenname] (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it [redacted screenname] (7:46:18 PM): lol Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny [redacted screenname] (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself [redacted screenname] (7:48:04 PM): no [redacted screenname] (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow... Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha [redacted screenname] (7:48:51 PM): haha Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep [redacted screenname] (7:50:15 PM): thats true [redacted screenname] (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure [redacted screenname] (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily [redacted screenname] (7:51:57 PM): not me [redacted screenname] (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog [redacted screenname] (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it [redacted screenname] (7:54:36 PM): towel Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked? [redacted screenname] (7:55:12 PM): well ya Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice [redacted screenname] (7:55:24 PM): lol Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air [redacted screenname] (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now [redacted screenname] (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt [redacted screenname] (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess [redacted screenname] (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what [redacted screenname] (8:00:40 PM): fetish** Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours [redacted screenname] (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird [redacted screenname] (8:01:14 PM): lol Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock [redacted screenname] (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast [redacted screenname] (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in [redacted screenname] (8:02:02 PM): i dont know [redacted screenname] (8:02:04 PM): it just does [redacted screenname] (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one [redacted screenname] (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on [redacted screenname] (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on [redacted screenname] (8:02:29 PM): beats me [redacted screenname] (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me [redacted screenname] (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again [redacted screenname] (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2 Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful [redacted screenname] (8:09:38 PM): lol Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out [redacted screenname] (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok [redacted screenname] (8:14:02 PM): back [redacted screenname] (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english Maf54 signed off at 8:17:43 PM. <3 chu Maf54

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is epic LOL