Pokemon

As I was trying to find pokemon fan fiction where pikachu gets it in the butt today I found this brilliant excerpt from Your-Under-Arrest's story: RIIlNNNGGGG! RIIlNNNGGGG! "Ash, get the phone!" "Alright, alright!" RIIlNNNGGGG! "Hello?" "Pika!" "Pikachu! Where ya been? How's it going?" "Pi, Pikachu!" "You got a promotion? That's great! Where are you working now?" "Pika Pi." "You're working at the pokemoncenter in Celadon? I'm so happy for you!" Misty looked around the corner. "Who is it Ash?" "It's Pikachu!" Ash yelled. Misty was happily surprised. "Tell him I said hi!" "Hey Pikachu, Misty says hi!" "Pi...Pika..." "Yeah, what about Misty? "Pi! Chu, Pikachu!" "I'm telling you! I don't love her! I like her but I don't love her!" "Pika Pika!" "What is there to tell her? I can't just say-" "Ash! Ask Pikachu if Togepi is there. I'd like to talk to her." "Hey Pikachu, is Togepi there? Misty wants to talk to her." "Cha!"