The Varied Faces of a Lanyard by Jay B. Stockman
It is curious how the use of something can change over time. Like the tailbone or the appendix, many things have survived from the past that have lost all reasons to survive. Yet they do survive, clueless dinosaurs from a previous age that have adapted themselves to newer uses, becoming a croc or a lizard in the process. The lanyard, that curious piece of string that pops up in all places and comes attached with all sorts of things, is one such remnant of a previous age.
It is uncertain as to when the first lanyard came up. And for what purpose. Being basically a piece of string it could have found some useful business in a previous day. Nor can it be said with any conviction that its primary and first use were defined in the army camps of pre-modern Europe. Chances are variants of lanyard were used in other lands for other purposes - for hanging sword, or a jacket, or tugging at the beard of a hard taskmaster. However, firm claims as the inventor of this ubiquitous piece of string comes from the army and the navy only. The lanyard was originally a long piece of cord - around one meter in length - that was used to secure the jack-knife or the sword. The tradition developed of wearing the lanyard on the left shoulder attached to a jack-knife which was tucked into the left breast-pocket. The color and the position (left shoulder or right) have changed from this to that but the lanyard has maintained its ornamental position on the breasts of military men for the last many centuries - from tin-pot dictators in the interiors of Africa to stocky four-star Generals in US Army, from pretentious royal princes in funny dresses to fake presidents in Amazon jungles. Other sources maintain that the lanyard was first used to tie the fodder for the horses pulling the cannons. Later, its use deviated to pulling the fire-trigger on the artillery, a use that continues to this day in some older systems. With its expertise with ropes and knots, the navy says the lanyard was its invention. Curiously, in the navy too it ended up at the same place - a sort of collar for the shoulder for the men in uniform. Various uses of the lanyard were devised within the camps. Some used it to tie their sabers to their wrists allowing them to fire the pistol with the same hand - the word dragoon, French in origin, derives from this usage. Later on when pistols became standard issue, the pistol was attached to the uniform with the lanyard. Everywhere we find that the lanyard stayed close to the main object of the profession of the men in uniform.
Times have changed. The adage that sounded hollow a few years back - that the pen is mightier than the sword - has fought back in favor of the wielder of intellectual resources. Today, the lanyard is seen more in the company of civilians than in the company of the men in uniform. The lanyard comes attached to the pen, the torch, the knife, the badge, the whistle and what not. As consumer gadgets get more miniaturized, everything from cell phones to iPods and digicams gain the hallowed company of the lanyard. It is a sign of the changing times that the most empowering devices (phones and cameras) are now associated with something that was similarly the companion of symbols of empowerment yesterday (swords and guns).
Not to be left behind, the metaphor of empowerment is sought by charitable causes. MakePovertyHistory, the international campaign to end extreme poverty around the world, has chosen the humble lanyard as a symbol of sympathy with the just cause of liberation from oppression. As the official website itself adds: "By supporting Make Poverty History we can prove our role as liberators but not in a way that is painful and boring but exciting and new!". The lanyard can hold the keys to liberation and it also doubles as a mobile phone holder!. There you have it - empowerment from the humblest of sources.
party time
Becca's party playlist formula as told by Rebecca Abbe
- okay so we start out with summer songs
- this is kinda an interlude of songs that i didn't know where else to put them. people are still coming in so it's like preparing to dance, we're just all talking and maybe having some drinks, and we're all just like "cool, i don't really feel like dancing right now"
- madonna is preparing us to dance
- this one is really going to get us pumped it's pretty like "oh yeah i'm ready to dance right now"
- YEAH I WANNA DANCE this section is the height of the dancing
- then this is like yeahhhh
- DANCING
- this is like taking us down again
- motown interlude
- prince brings us back to dancing we're going crazy
- ready to dance
- DANCING
- lady gaga gets us really pumped up for
- FRIENDS
- since we're still on an energy high we have some Gwen
- 80s interlude
- 1 4 Lucas
- LADY GAGA AGAIN
- more jay-z and beyonce time
- power women time
- then we have some erasure to "stop!" the power women
- then we just wanna dance again
- then we want a break
- untitled section
- AND THEN the crazy dance songs
- we're all really drunk by now so this song will be great to dance to somehow
- pick us up after that one
- this is like maybe a bunch of people have left but i wanna have fun
- this one is "this night is the best guys i "believe"
- this is like it's getting to be the end "i would die 4 u" everyone
- then this is the last one, a bookend
Cool Places: Hicksville Ohio
Hicksville Ohio is a village located at 41°17′39″N 84°45′43″W and has a total area of 2.5 square miles.
In the year 2000 Hicksville was home to 3,649 persons. The village is 96.88% white, .14% african american, .33% Native American, .08% Asian, and 1.23% of people from mixed races.
The median income for a household is $39,459 and the median income for a family was $43,571.
Male residents have a median income of $32,066 and female residents have a median income of $22,413. 3.2% of the population lives below the poverty line. Recently the town built a k-12 school building. Hicksville is known as "The Home of the Aces".
If you are interested in learning more about Hicksville here is their website:
http://www.hicksvilleusa.com/
I highly recommend looking at it.
This Just In
There is another Hicksville on Long Island.
In the year 2000 Hicksville was home to 3,649 persons. The village is 96.88% white, .14% african american, .33% Native American, .08% Asian, and 1.23% of people from mixed races.
The median income for a household is $39,459 and the median income for a family was $43,571.
Male residents have a median income of $32,066 and female residents have a median income of $22,413. 3.2% of the population lives below the poverty line. Recently the town built a k-12 school building. Hicksville is known as "The Home of the Aces".
If you are interested in learning more about Hicksville here is their website:
http://www.hicksvilleusa.com/
I highly recommend looking at it.
This Just In
There is another Hicksville on Long Island.
Bill Newkirk Pt. II
Becca and I are officially in the same color class with Bill Newkirk this fall. This means that all our projects are going to be collaborative performance pieces.
and now for the color wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel,
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